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ROCK ICE. tsk, spider pig is THE best okay. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT manzz.

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I’M DONE WITH GOBBY! how outdated, i know. i never knew reading parryhotter would be such a funny AND humiliating experience. i shall elaborate at this very inst-

so, you’d probably understand how annoyinglyfunnyANDfunnilyannoying ”Just For Laughs” can get if you’re a frequent SBS bus-ser ESPECIALLY when you’re alone. i’ve been getting quite bekcek at the insistence of the TVMobile people to play JustForLaughs all the time when i’m on the bus- ALONE. wallaw, they’re just out to make me look stupid. i alllways end up with a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnn constipated look on my face due to extreme pressure being placed on the muscles to KEEP ME FROM LAUGHING OUT LOUDZZ while sitting in my little cosy corner, OR, i just start laughing lor. just start, you know. like DAMN happily. as if i were at home. or worse, I DO THE FORMER FIRST, THEN THE LATTER. omg la, i always have to alight soon after that happens out of pure paiseh-ness.

THAT was just an introduction to my journey into the wizarding world. ( i’m getting quite good at lifting phrases off books now, HOR?) so my point is, i’ve found myself to be laughing quite hysterically to myself EVER SO OFTEN while reading the book outside (bus stops, void decks, cafes, randomshoppingmallbenches, and many others) that i have come to a conclusion that JK rowling has an extremely apparent career alternative planned for herself now that HARRY HAS DIED AND SURVIVED in book#7.

she wants to be a FREAKING COMMEDIANNE. or which ever way you want to have it spelt lah! heeeng ah, joetan was present (READING TOO!) most of the time when i was laughing like an idiot, doing my funky chromatic(!!!) laughter, it made me look less retarded.

and therefore, my book is in a rather giamchye state now, that i’ve braved through the stormy weather with it kiapped tightly under my arms. tsk, in my arms rather. i can’t decide between both BUT I DEFINITELY DIDN’T HAVE IT KIAPPED UNDER MY ARMPIT you moron! #%~!#$!

i am going to attempt to read the other potter books. attempt, is the keyword here. for gobby has drained quite a bit of energy from me. the excitement and all. HAHAHA.

right, ron is GAY. and cho is REALLY dating the house elf.

laptop’s dying and i might not be able to finish this entry before thelaptop goes to sleep but i don’t really care ‘cus i’m DAMN excited about tmr I WILL BE SEEING MY LILY AND SQNIT AND APRICOT AND DADDYJI IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS  (!!!) hahaha, my excitometer is like BEEPING and bursting into flames like my tea infested bladder in the middle of the night okay, I SWEAR!

wallaw, :D i haven’t seen all of them together in one happy bunch in a long long long long longbeforemoseslim’stime you know! (yah, jessiechua and joetan: i know you don’t know)

hahahahahhahhaha.

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa.

and of course, there’s another reason with regards to my skyscraping spirits lately!

I AM GOING TO BE EMPLOYED- FINALLY

and i am reading again! hahahahahaa. harrypotter’s a book too what.
and i am going to take my SHAPE magazine VERY seriously.

okay, that’s about it. shall not waste battery time. BYEBYE!

woah shit im really damn happy okay.

my boyfriendchua just proved to me that dilligence does get you somewhere

my tutee and i are going to prove her theory right again

woah, damn inspiring can?

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i think i want to be a baker when i grow up. WALLAWEH, I WANT TO MAKE THE BEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! and you know that by cookie, i really mean brownie. hahahahahahahahaha. ‘cus my cookies SOMEHOW always turn into brownies. siiianzz. but yea, sudden impulse.

i want to be a policeman too. NOT THE JAMIE TYPE. the CID type! damn cool la pls, TRIPLENINE. and the daaaaamn hot wong lilin. omg, if being CID means looking like her ah, i’d PAY to be an officer. HAHAHA.

i want to be a fireman. SAUNA is king.

and i want to be a tortoise. i don’t know why. hahaha.

i have discovered an OCD of mine. i can’t do without lists. i will have NO sense of direction. HAHAHAHA. joetan was lazy and he took a screenshot of his playlist when i asked for the list of songs. !#$%@ but it was quite funny la. and i know that the screenshot was also a list but but but IT IS A SCREENSHOT! a picture. therefore, it is STILL not a list. okay la, maybe i just happen to like microsoft word. ALOT. hahahaha, maybe la, hor?

so anyway, to my lily and darlingbalakrishnan, the event is called Jam@Chinatown. it is a charity event. joetan and i are busking as an acoustic duo. i’m not quite sure of the details, such as the exact venue and stuff. but the slot has been changed to friday and sunday night (7-9pm) NEXT week. will update again! (: it’s supposed to represent a charity for the disabled children. i’ll post details some time soon la. yup.. so IF YOU GOT HEART YOU COME DOWN LOR:D or if YOU MISS ME YOU CAN COME DOWN TOO. hahahahahahahaahhaa. or if you happen to miss joetan you can come down!

balakrishnan! if you can’t come it’s okay ‘cus I’M ALREADY IN YOUR HEART WHAT. ahahhahahahahaha.

okay. so that’s about it (: hahaha. and i am a toad la. sianzz.

I AM THERE! i am SO DAMN THERE.

hahahahahahahahahaahahhaa.

next step, SIMPSONS MOVIE. in my simpsons teeshirt!

eh those got heart one you better come down.

those that got no heart one, also come down.

but if you SINCERELY believe that you HONESTLY got a DAMN BIG HEART, YOU’D BETTER COME DOWN.

and donate also lah. hahahahahahahaa.

acoustic set, friday&sunday (3rd&5th aug), 6pm- 8pm.

thankyou

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ALL THE WAY IN, YO!

i would NEVER know until i try right?

i don’t mind waiting, but sometimes.. you know.. the days just pass waaaay to slowly.

i’m hoping la, okay?

i hope my damn sincere letter touches and melts the heart of the reader. HAHAHA. like, just hoping lah:D BYEBYE!

my boyfriend TELEPORTS. hahahahahahahahahahaha